| U.S. Army / Ft. Detrick Has Open Position for Sociopathic, Homicidal Killer |
U.S. Army / Ft. Detrick Has Open Position for Sociopathic, Homicidal Killer
Ft. Detrick seeks a sociopathic, homicidal killer with experience in bioterrorism,
anthrax, and the U.S. Postal Service to fill a recently opened position at our
"bio-defense" lab in Fort Detrick, Maryland. The qualified individual must have
been diagnosed multiple times by top psychiatrists and confirmed to be
a certified psychopath. Candidates must pass a rigorous background check
and demonstrate a firm and unquestioned commitment to American values.
Candidate must be willing to post letters with toxic content during the wee hours
of the morning at remote locations. For more information, please send a resume
and a copy of your psychiatric evaluations to the address listed below.
COMMANDER,
U.S. ARMY GARRISON
810 Schreider Street
Fort Detrick, Maryland 21702-5000
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